Pick Up Lines

Are you alone? Are you lonely? Do you spend most Saturday nights staring into the vacant abyss of your shattered life? Well, sucks for you, because frankly we're killing it out here. Why don't you take some of the pickup lines on this page out for a spin? If those don't work we also have funny pick up lines for him AND her. Hedge your bets.

  • Seeing Your Teacher in Public [Full Episode]

    Seeing Your Teacher in Public [Full Episode]

  • When He Doesn't Get the Hint [Full Episode]

    When He Doesn't Get the Hint [Full Episode]

  • Devil's Triangle [Full Episode]

    Devil's Triangle [Full Episode]

  • Dating By Invitation Only

    Dating By Invitation Only

  • 14 Pick Up Lines That Actually Might Work

    14 Pick Up Lines That Actually Might Work

  • 5 Ways To Open A Tinder Convo You Should Avoid

    5 Ways To Open A Tinder Convo You Should Avoid

  • 7 Tips for Picking Up Women

    7 Tips for Picking Up Women

  • How to Talk to a Woman Who Has Locked Herself Inside a Panic Room

    How to Talk to a Woman Who Has Locked Herself Inside a Panic Room

  • We Tried To Troll Tinder But Accidentally Discovered The Perfect Pick Up Line

    We Tried To Troll Tinder But Accidentally Discovered The Perfect Pick Up Line

  • 7 Classic Pick-up Lines Updated For 2016

    7 Classic Pick-up Lines Updated For 2016

  • Jake and Amir Present "Lonely and Horny" - Heidi Scene

    Jake and Amir Present "Lonely and Horny" - Heidi Scene

  • 6 Tinder Lines That Backfired in Hilarious Ways

    6 Tinder Lines That Backfired in Hilarious Ways

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