Life is a rollercoaster filled with ups and downs and incredibly confusing loopdeloops. That's why, even on your worst day, these tweets can take you on a beautiful journey to Grintopia where you just can't help but smile.
So take a deep breath and give yourself a little break from your dumb hard life.
1. How I Met Your Father.
this guy said i had a chip on my shoulder. i looked over and saw a bowl of salsa on his. i knew right then kids. your father was my soulmate-- nicole (@relatabledad) July 20, 2013
2. Oh man, you're in for a real surprise, Gregory.
"What's that?"-- Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) August 6, 2015
I call it a 'knife'
"Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"
Gregory, I am about to blow your mind
3. So, what's the deal with these beavers with duck bills? A Platypus?
[making flamingos]-- Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson) December 29, 2016
Adam: got it.
G: but it stand still a lot.
G: on one leg.
A: how high are you?
G: make it pink.
4. THE SWEETEST COMIC IN HISTORY RIGHT HERE FOLKS.
Please enjoy little Humpty having a good season 🍁🍂 pic.twitter.com/5E2XkT2dMV-- WholesomeNsuchArt (@WholesomeNsuch) October 3, 2018
5. We should all strive to find the humor in things like this kid.
Today my five year-old laughed at this painting in the middle of a museum for like six minutes pic.twitter.com/AHlNJiZU5R-- Adam Rex (@MrAdamRex) January 1, 2018
6. Poor kid never saw it comin'.
Y'all I just airdropped a pic of trumps dad to this lil kid on my flight he said "MOM, MOOOOOMMMMM" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/8SX56bZDgh-- Zachary Fox (@zackfox) October 3, 2018
7. Just keep doin' you, boo.
when u have no idea what ur doing but u don't let that stop u pic.twitter.com/3PJ0sUN5h3-- Jon "Fun Size Jon Baker" Baker (@JonBaker) July 18, 2017
8. *Makes that weird pspspspssss sound that we assume cats like for some reason*
when you're walking down the sidewalk & see a cat in someone's driveway pic.twitter.com/PiZksgrTmy-- Randy Moths (@Cam_Oflage) May 17, 2018
9. Now we're talkin' Neil.
In Shrek, Shrek grabs a frog, blows it up like a balloon and IT FLOATS.-- Spooky Skoog (@Skoogeth) May 17, 2018
Does this mean Shrek has the ability to exhale pure helium? What other secrets lie within his fascinating anatomy?
Hi, I'm Neil DeGrasse Tyson and I am fucking baaaaaked.
10. John Wayne Lennon
ah, yes there it is pic.twitter.com/Zum9mP2kP8-- Danny (@dundlewood) June 17, 2016
11. I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE, IDIOT.
Bob Ross: *draws a branch*-- Vitamin A(ss) (@pvnkle) September 24, 2016
Bob Ross: *draws second branch* cause everyone needs a friend
me: *holding back tears* nice
12. *Patiently waits 20 minutes to tell a 3 minute story*
when i've got a funny story but i have to wait until my friend finishes talking pic.twitter.com/gkXmtoGAtC-- Kristen Arnett of the Living Dead (@Kristen_Arnett) May 14, 2018
13. When he gets down on one knee and gives you this...
Every girl dreams of someday opening that little blue box pic.twitter.com/zx0St2vE7T-- Spookretia Booredgia (@KelseyChapstick) May 14, 2018
14. #1 Good Boy Tweet.
gooooob morning. today. i'm giving. my new stuffed fren. sebastian. a household tour. he will get. to see. everything. from the human snoozle chamber. to the skittle. under the fridge-- Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 18, 2017