It's that time of year when all things spooky come out to scare the living bajeebus out of us. Not that we mind, Halloween should really be celebrated once per season 'cause it's fun as hell and who doesn't like a good adrenaline rush from a horror movie?
Well we hope you're ready for something truly scary: REAL LIFE. That's right, folks. Nothing is scarier than cold, hard reality.
1. You're nowhere near a charger and you've got to look up directions to TGIF's for your Tinder date.
2. Please make all of them go away.
3. Will the suffering ever end?
4. Please don't type O, don't type it for the LOVE OF GOD!
5. IF YOU DO THIS, DIE.
6. I don't want to talk to you...but goddammit I don't want to lose Netflix!
7. Wait, wait, I know I have another one in my purse hold on.
8. EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME OH GOD RELEASE ME FROM THIS MORTAL COIL.
9. I've never felt so alone in my life.
10. Hi Aunt Kathy...