Getting over your bad diet and starting to eat healthier is probably one of the hardest habits to fix. And let's be honest, the thought of swapping out that delicious, grease-injected fried chicken for a salad with stupid walnuts is the worst sort of motivation there is. Which is exactly why we know you're not gonna actually do it, you lard junkie.
We're all gonna die anyway, so why not eat a cheeseburger that has donuts as the bun?
1. Gonna ride that diet straight into the gates of hell.
2. WHAT? I HAVEN'T EATEN FOR 20 MINUTES!
4. Come on man, I'm starving!
5. *eats box of donuts while crying*
6. How does it LOOK like it's going BRENDA?
7. I am gonna start TOMORROW.
8. I don't wanna brag, but I ate an apple once.
9. One french fry=10 pounds.
10. Think about it.
11. Really well, I think I deserve a cheat day!
12. Psh, suckers.