You may not like it, and it may make you want to throw a little bit of a piss boy tantrum, but at the end of the day, you gotta admit that these things are technically true and there's just no way around it.
Yeah, it's frustrating, but in a court of law you just wouldn't be able to win 'cause these guys have the best lawyer in town: you know the one who neglects their family for work and isn't afraid to tell the judge to suck it.
1. You didn't ask for specific details, bud.
2. So, where do you fall?
3. Can you buy them in bulk through Amazon?
4. You aren't fit to be a parent if you don't even know what a baby is.
5. This is true but also I hate you.
6. It's called a staycation and it costs nothing.
8. In Russia, Red Flag dates YOU!
9. Aw, well hello there little buddy!
10. They're delicious.
11. I mean, you're also my first wife!
12. Can't argue with that.
13. It's really quite Shakespearean if you think about it.