We pay thousands of dollars in tuition to go to fancy colleges and universities when, honestly, everything we need to know is right at our fingertips. And no, I don't mean Wikipedia or like, any of those really credible sources on the internet.
I mean Tumblr: a place where facts are...whatever they want to be!
1. Can we please have to male twins tell us what's up with their dicks?
2. Oh, sexy!
3. Hey, these are all valid, honest answers.
4. The answers my friend, are blowin' in the wind.
5. DEAR GOD!
6. What, you want some kind of small, dinky baby pasta?
7. They never stop. NEVER.
8. Make things easier on yourself, masturbate.
9. FLO, HELP US!
10. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Condoms.