Getting roasted on the internet is one thing: it happens, and it hurts, but you're expected to have a full recovery. These unfortunate victims would be pronounced DOA if there was an Internet Hospital that treated sick burns on social media. They didn't stand a chance, and may God have mercy on their souls.
1. STRIKE THREE AND YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
2. Remember: never, ever add your boss on Facebook.
3. Looks someone just got a real lesson in survival of the fittest 'cause they're straight up DEAD now.
4. You don't choose to be a common man, but you do choose to be an obnoxious one.
5. And this is why you shouldn't call people out on schooling when you don't have a lot of schooling.
6. YOU. FUCKING. BAFFOON.
7. Can we just send James to Mars?
8. Can't wait until all the old people die lol.
9. Maybe we should feed you to the bears, though.
10. This reads like a Shel Silverstein poem.