It may be frustrating and dumb, but you you can't argue with these technicalities. Yes, it may be correct because the fact is literal, but that still makes it a truth in some sense. What we're saying is you're not gonna win this argument in a court of law. Even judges are throwing their hands in the air screaming "I MEAN, YEAH, I FUCKING GUESS" while bashing themselves in the head with their gavel.
1. I take those babies everywhere with me.
2. Yes, yes they are.
3. Ham shaming is a real thing.
4. The real question is why are you buying so many caterpillars.
5. I mean, the man has a point.
6. May I offer you some hamster eggs in these trying times?
7. Make her go WILD in less than a second.
8. "Hello Rob!"
9. Thank you for telling me what I ALREADY KNOW.
10. Correct, that is how winning and losing works.
11. And he did a damn good job.
12. How many bones is the average amount, tho?
13. Can't argue with #1.