1. One name to rule them all

2. When it grows up, this will be its professional name

3. And he too sucks

4. This could also be a great name for Santa

5. Don't get any ideas Burger King

6. She's such a good full body workout

7. Should old acquaintance, and never brought to mind

8. MEGAN!!!!

9. *Cue Monday Night Football Music

10. Hey remember when Bow Wow lied about flying in a private jet

11. The Boy Who Sculpted

12. Wait for it...

13. And of course, the greatest of all