Some of us might enjoy some occasional pain during sex but not like this. This is emotional trauma that cuts right to the core. If these are too real and you have to stop reading, we understand.

1. Alright now I'm crying.

2. But they said this next song is for you. The 'you' was me, right?

3. Please do not bring Peter Kavinsky into this.

4. Also the fact you even get red shells means you're barely ever in the lead.

5. Also he'd just be some nobody working at like a deli.

6. Too real.

7. Leave me and my cheese alone.

8. They will be having families while you are still waiting tables on the side.

9. Wait, this was a lot of information.

10. Who needs friends when u have Friends?

11. Oh fuck.

12. Stop