Some of us might enjoy some occasional pain during sex but not like this. This is emotional trauma that cuts right to the core. If these are too real and you have to stop reading, we understand.
1. Alright now I'm crying.
[during sex]-- 𝒜.🕊 (@VOGUENART) August 20, 2018
me: i want you to hurt me
him:you spend too much time fantasizing about the ideal version of yourself instead of working to become that person
him: you don't work hard enough to achieve your goals and your standards for life are way too high
2. But they said this next song is for you. The 'you' was me, right?
Me during sex: hurt me-- Jay 🦔 (@JayyKess) August 20, 2018
Him: band members don't actually like you
Him: it's their job to make you feel special because you spend money on them, they don't actually care about you as a person
3. Please do not bring Peter Kavinsky into this.
[during sex]-- Dramalina (@rileytresjolie) August 21, 2018
me: hurt me
him: you want a man like Peter Kavinsky but he's nothing more than an actor following a script.
him: you will never have your expectations of a romantic partner met bc Hollywood has fed you lies the real world cannot deliver
4. Also the fact you even get red shells means you're barely ever in the lead.
[during sex]-- bauhausfanaccoun jameson enema extravaganza ☝🏻😪 (@hypedresonance) August 21, 2018
You: Hurt me
Me: You're not actually good at Mario Kart you just get the red shells a lot.
Me: you're not good enough to use the green ones you suck with the bananas and you waste the speed boosts you're terrible actually
5. Also he'd just be some nobody working at like a deli.
[during séx]-- shane ◟̽◞̽ (@1drhapsody) August 21, 2018
Me: hurt me
Him: harry styles was once asked in an interview about what would've been different if he wasn't famous
Me: how is that even gonna hurt me
Him: he answered "i could've been able to love someone without being judged"
Me: get out
6. Too real.
[during sex]-- 𝐯𝐢𝐚 (@ceciIysmith) August 20, 2018
me: i want you to hurt me
them: you lose interest in fics after the two characters get together
them: romance only excites u until there's a chance of it becoming real because you're scared of being abandoned & afraid love isn't real
me, crying: stop.
7. Leave me and my cheese alone.
[during sex]-- Carter Fossbakken🇮🇸 Ⓥ (@coconutwaterca1) August 20, 2018
her: hurt me
me: the only reason keto is so popular is because people want to binge on meat and cheese
me: people aren't interested in eating healthy and feeling good, they only want to lose weight because we live in a fatphobic society
her: okay stop
8. They will be having families while you are still waiting tables on the side.
[during sex]-- Visvamba Nathan (@bambaking) August 21, 2018
Me: i want you to hurt me
Her: all your friends are graduating before you
Her: some of them have been working for two years and you're just having your first internship at age 23
Me: wait stop
9. Wait, this was a lot of information.
me during sex: hurt me-- Kate Aronoff (@KateAronoff) August 21, 2018
him: modern social democracies have expanded their welfare states largely with oil wealth
him: the left has not yet figured out a viable model for shared prosperity which doesn't depend on fuels rendering the planet uninhabitable
10. Who needs friends when u have Friends?
[during sex]-- 🌊 (@nycgays) August 19, 2018
me: hurt me
her: the real reason you're obsessing with shows and movies is that you barely have friends irl
her: you are trying to fill the void in you with what makes you happy in a quite unhealthy way yet you can't stop loving them
11. Oh fuck.
me, during sex: hurt me-- abbey is ia because vacation (@asgards_princes) August 19, 2018
him: thor's last words to loki were "you really are the worst brother" and he never has the chance to take it back
him: loki died thinking thor didn't love him when thats the only thing he truly wanted his whole life
me: WAIT NO
me during sex: hurt me-- Minna (@minnascule) August 19, 2018
them: you were never that smart you just were good at reading as a child so you were given special attention and it gave you a complex
them: you don't try at school because youre convinced ur natural intellect will save you but u don't have it