All your life you're told that the devil is bad and god is good, but if you really think about it, heaven seems boring AF. Like, cool I get to hang with Aunt Janette and Uncle Mel for eternity.
Wouldn't you rather go down below with all the dead rockers and rebels so you can party with Satan in his lit hell mansion filled with drugs and hookers? If you still don't feel totally convinced, here's some further proof that Lucifer is the ultimate Fun Time Party Planner.
Just check out his Tweets and tell us you don't want to hang 666 with the devil.
1. Fuck you, dad!
666 is actually just the number of times I called God out on his shit before he kicked me out of heaven.-- Satan (@s8n) August 14, 2018
2. You do you, J-man.
Jesus : I'm going to sacrifice myself for all your sins-- Satan (@s8n) August 10, 2018
Everyone : bit dramatic but okay
3. Let's do this.
*torturing souls in hell*-- Satan (@s8n) August 2, 2018
Me : Alexa play my torture playlist
*despacito starts playing on repeat*
4. Okay, even Satan has to draw the line somewhere.
Satan : do I have your consent to possess you?-- Satan (@s8n) July 23, 2018
Them : yes daddy I want you inside of me.
Satan : on seconds thoughts I'm good
5. Only self-love in hell!
Welcome to hell, please leave your judgement and self hatred at the door.-- Satan (@s8n) July 12, 2018
6. Please come back, Satan.
The last time I visited America I was mistaken for the president, I have never been so insulted, I will not be returning.-- Satan (@s8n) July 9, 2018
7. Bible 2: It's Getting Hot in Here
The rumours are true, I will be releasing 'The Bible 2' which will be my side of the story.-- Satan (@s8n) June 1, 2018
8. Whether we get Satan or Hellboy, we win either way.
ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man-- Satan (@s8n) April 25, 2018
$300 - tall
$200 - smart
$400 - rich
$2 - has horns
$3 - is red
$500 - attractive
9. Put yourself first!
The first step to worshipping Satan is to first love yourself.-- Satan (@s8n) July 10, 2018
10. Who do you wanna hang with, your grandparents or Jim Morrison?
Come to hell, it's where all the fun people are.-- Satan (@s8n) March 20, 2018
11. He got your back.
Don't torture yourself, that's my job-- Satan (@s8n) January 18, 2018
12. Stop making excuses for your bad behavior.
The devil didn't make you do it, you're just an asshole-- Satan (@s8n) November 17, 2017
13. Hell yeah.
I don't punish sinners. I party with them.-- Satan (@s8n) November 26, 2017
14. Get the facts straight, motherfuckers.
*at my funeral*-- Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017
"I know he's looking down at us from heaven"
First of all, im in hell
15. Misery loves company.
when you're dead inside but you still wanna have a good time. pic.twitter.com/dw2GjupPKq-- Satan (@s8n) May 11, 2017
Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7-- Satan (@s8n) April 27, 2017