Good Tweets That Will Give You Something To Do For the Next 2 Minutes

Twitter can be a rough place - there's lots of harrassment, Nazis, threats, and general arguing and drama that you find in most places online. But also? Some pretty funny people, making some pretty funny tweets. Here are some of the best ones lately:

1. A quick reminder that Scottish Twitter is absolutely the best version of Twitter.

2. Truly cartoon skeletons represent the duality within us all.

3. Finally, taking care of the oppressed.

4. Millennials love to kill the napkin industry but also leave private prisons alone.

5. Truly, there has never been more Waluigi content than today. We are all blessed.

6. I propose we rename all children "lower case adults."

7. It's true - people who claim "everyone's always offended these days" are usually the most easily offended people imaginable.

8. Gonna be honest - not entirely sure if I've ever actually taken money OUT of venmo...

9. Before you ever get mad at a service industry worker, you should have to spend one week serving tables at Steak 'n Shake. You will never blame them for anything ever again.

10. "Why is 'baby back ribs' literally the ONLY thing on the menu?"

11. You're doing the lord's work there, apostrophe.

12. This kid is a goddamn genius.

13. This is exactly how I imagine things would go if I ever met Bill Murray.