The Sims is a computer game that allowed you to build and control the lives of virtual people in Simsville. You could create their homes and have them start careers, relationships and families with one another. It sounds mundane, but holy Roly-poly did it provide countless hours of entertainment.
Especially when then shit went off the rails. From strange glitches to visitations from the Grim Reaper to animals watching them do some nasty stuff in the bedroom, The Sims could get weird as fuck and we wouldn't want it any other way.
1. MOMTHER GIVE THEM TO ME YOU SCREECHING BAbBEE.
2. Shoot for the entree, even if you miss you'll still land among the appetizers.
3. When did you stop loving me, Karl?
4. "Don't worry, she's fine. The attention just encourages her."
5. A little dog with a big dream.
6. Wtf Grim? This is why we don't invite you to anything.
7. He'll be FINE.
8. What a loving adult baby-mother relationship. By the way, the safe word is orange.
9. What have I become, my sweetest friend?
10. GET OVER HERE YOU SILVER MORSEL.
11. Hunny, did you have an affair?