Stop it! You're having a bad day and I say, "Stop it!" Hopefully these tweets have the power, strength, and might to take you from sad to glad. Because all we want is your big ol' smile!!!
Also, don't forget to give these funny people likes and follows!
1. $10 a month for an exclusive drawing
Give Eevee a Water Stone - Vaporeon-- Bug Queen Yumi (@YumiScott) July 25, 2018
Give Eevee a Thunder Stone - Jolteon
Give Eevee a Fire Stone - Flareon
Give Eevee money to support their creative endeavors - Patreon
Back at the hospital again the doctor said my dick is too big for my body pic.twitter.com/y9XNHSQR4A-- I have a small dick (@Cedrick6631) July 26, 2018
3. I have been hacked
The free antivirus software that comes with your computer-- Joey Langone (@JoeyLangone) July 25, 2018
4. But gadgets tho...
Batman: I must save this city.-- anti power caller (@QGotNoRings) July 24, 2018
Alfred: Well you're a billionaire so maybe redistr-
Batman: This bat suit is the only way.
5. I love Gaming™
you, a Fool: dnd isn't a competitive game! it's about working together to create a story that everyone at the table is involved in and cares about!!-- jimmy 🔜 amecon (@the_seamripper) July 25, 2018
me, an intellectual: dnd is a competition and you win by being the first person to make the dm say 'fuck you'
6. What a dung ass moron!
Said nice shirt to this dude walking by us and he had no idea what we were talking about. Thought I would capture the moment. pic.twitter.com/mrx5mgNzDm-- Patrick Renna (@PatrickRenna) July 25, 2018
7. A classic throw back for all friends and family
music will always be my release pic.twitter.com/c1iEK9tuHu-- James (@CaucasianJames) July 26, 2018
8. Get in the caa
did.....did a boston accent write this pic.twitter.com/yGa05StrIF-- grace perry (@perryjetaime) July 25, 2018
9. Because pee n poo
Should we, as a society, be keeping our toothbrushes in the bathroom? I'm not so sure.-- Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) July 26, 2018
10. For all you patriots out there
i accidentally told a customer their total was $17.76 instead of $17.67 i said "sorry.. just thinking about the declaration of independence i guess" and he did not laugh or smile-- carissa :$ (@emocarissa) July 25, 2018