Sometimes you don't have the time or money to head down to your local comedy club (or maybe you *gasp* live in a town without one), so we're here to provide you with a brief glimpse into that world with some nice, quality up-and-coming comedians delivering some great jokes.
1. 50% Sicilian / 50% dead inside
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2. I think that is a fair comparison.
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3. "Doug? He's a rescue." "Oh you don't say!"
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4. True, that's one flaw with the whole thing.
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5. It's simply a decoy sword.
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6. A good, although scarring, way to win most arguments with him.
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7. Yeah, I think I'll continue to eat meat and be the size of tall building tyvm.
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8. "The tests came back positive for...Little Bitch. I'll give you 3 some alone time to discuss."
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9. Ferret mama is a full time job.
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10. Honestly not sure which is worse.
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11. Murder shows are the one show proooobably not healthy to binge.