There have been so many insane, obscure laws passed over the years, it's honestly hard to keep track. Well, these cops have kept track because, well, they had to as part of their job. Some even have to enforce these dumb shit laws. We pity the poor people who are given a ticket for this riduculousness.
1. Matte black balloons only, kids.
2. Who's down to go streaking in Vermont?
3. I like that there was an exception made for ice cream.
4. Let the people drink and play their pinball smh
5. How angry would you be if you got a ticket for this?
6. Uh, an interesting workaround.
7. A perfect place for those PDA haters to live.
8. Gotta be a pain for those property managers.
9. TIL another word for anal sex is buggery.
10. Damn, you steal ONE chicken and you're dead.
11. I'm kinda fine with this rule.
12. You're ARRESTED. Psych, unarrested.