Yeah sex is cool but have you ever not had sex until marriage because that is what our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ wants for all of us?
1. So too will St. Peter do this for me at the gates of heaven
2. The power of Christ compels you not to
3. Those pages are nice and worn baby
4. Your siren's song stands no chance against my impenetrable shield
6. Step away or face the wrath of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
7. Uh thanks but no thanks
8. The Holy Spirit works through me to keep these desires at arm's length
9. This ends right here, right now
10. I'd rather have Mac's Famous Mac and Cheese
11. She's too quick this shell is weighing me down!
12. Suck on that you frickin suckers
13. Help me Obi-Wan you're my only hope
14. Access denied young lady