Welcome to Roast Ranker, where we rank the top roasts of the week from r/RoastMe. If you're too nice to roast people and/or too sensitive to get roasted yourself, you've come to the perfect online getaway to get your fill of both.
Please enjoy this week's top roasts:
11. If only you got in on the Disney Channel Original Movie game in the 90s - you'd be set for life
10. I can hear the shyness of this photograph
9. At least you have your interior decorating skills to keep you company
8. They were probably letting you rent a car then too
7. Now you can feel bad about two things!
6. Well how else am I supposed to get their precious honey
5. Honestly would be a p sick gig tho
4. Boo doo-ay!
3. If only I could be half the two men that you are
2. Would you like fries with that? Yeah, baby!