1. This is the worst image I've ever seen.
Finally!! New Line is re-releasing THE MASK in theaters and they're fixing the annoying green tint mistakenly left on Jim Carrey's face in previous versions. pic.twitter.com/N4fofJbyKu-- Neil Cicierega (@neilcic) July 3, 2018
2. To be fair, I only ever listen to dreamy indie little baby boy pop rock
apple music is dope because they take hours of your listening data and then recommend 20 playlists called "dreamy indie little baby boy pop rock" no matter what-- lil arab (@maybetomhanks) July 2, 2018
3. "Please stop saying 'big mood.'"
*parent teacher conference*-- Alieu (@ahleeyou) July 1, 2018
Teacher: Are you aware that your daughter is "cancelling" her classmates?
Parent: Yes sis! We stan a legend 👏🏼😍
4. If you don't want me at my baked potato, you don't deserve me at my mashed potato.
When you're looking like a snack but no one is hungry pic.twitter.com/TC5os1V7cO-- not ؏lia (@its3lial) June 27, 2018
5. Okay, THIS is the worst image I've ever seen.
last time I pressed the Instagram explore page I saw this image and just never checked it again pic.twitter.com/C3aS6pPkFF-- shaddai (@riplimewire) June 30, 2018
6. "Possibly the meatloaf."
vegetarians in restaurants: food that is not meat? :)-- saz (@sarahlostctrl) June 30, 2018
restaurants: falafel :)
vegetarians: anything else?
restaurants: s w e e t p o t a t o :)
7. Chicago: "Eyyy, want some chili fries and sausage?"
minneapolis: "thanks, i got them on sale"-- 𝕃 𝕒 𝕦 𝕣 𝕖 𝕟 (@LLW90210) June 29, 2018
los angeles: "thanks, i saw them on instagram"
san francisco: "thanks, they're cruelty free"
new york: "the fuck you say about my shoes"
8. This is why D 'n D is magic.
You... want to... hide in plain sight on the steps? Sure... roll stealth.-- ℂ𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕔 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 (@CastleMacSteven) June 30, 2018
Rogue: Rolls a 20. pic.twitter.com/IUltr8pPqk
9. WikiHow never disappoints.
act casual... totally normal... pic.twitter.com/RvUPqEAK2w-- Der-shing Helmer (@shingworks) June 28, 2018
10. They knew we'd say this when they chose that name.
me: *knows chvrches is pronounced churches*-- hattie (@hattiesoykan) June 29, 2018
also me: chuvurches
11. Okay but honestly, THIS.
Top 10 best compliments:-- Elliott Wong (@ell_wong05) June 29, 2018
1. When you're up next in kickball and someone tells the outfield to move back
12. I respect this opinion.
me: interested in how the sun shines in our new apartment-- Colleen Wright (@Colleen_Wright) June 29, 2018