1. Uhh, how about not fucking with an 18-wheeler?
2. Sure, this justice cost the victim a glove, but it was well worth it.
3. Don't fuck with ones laundry.
4. Throwback style of justice.
5. At least he updated us.
6. Damn, defeated by a sign. That's gotta be a low-point.
7. Caloric Justice.
8. This person was committed to delivering the karma.
9. How's it feel, tow truck? Not so nice, right?
10. This is what you get trying to skip past traffic.
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