If you thought you were living your life to its fullest before, you were wrong. It's impossible unless you were somehow already incorporating all these clever life pro tips. Honestly, some of these are life-changing. I will never have to listen to a microwave beep ever again.
1. You must trick yourself to be productive.
2. Or just never leave your lil pup until they're grown up.
3. Wait why was drug money brought into this?
4. A good tip. Also it is not a substitute for showering.
5. Oh hell yes. Time saving, here I come.
6. Cuz you KNOW that shit gettin' Instagrammed.
7. Nothing in life is free.
8. True, why aren't we all doing this?
9. This is some clever shit right here.
10. You lost me at 'storing wine for a long time.'
11. WHAT. How am I only learning about this now?
12. True, and dogs are always like WTF when you're sitting.
13. Mortal humans and your inability to read white font.