When we're young, we don't know anything. We are just small blobs of human that need molding from our parents and teachers. In the molding process, our young dumb brains say unintentionally funny shit and luckily these people recalled some of the funnier instances.
1. mh3ubernard -- My dad deals drugs to sick, sick people
2. NotBillNyeScienceGuy -- Lady, get your lying ass outta here.
3. Teh_Chap -- Son go to your room.
4. NeckroFeelyAck -- And the feet, papa? Where do the bury the feet?
5. rogalporn -- But Helen prob hates your ass, too.
6. scottydoeskno -- Some words are hurtful.
7. kingdeuceoff -- This kid just created the best pickup line.
8. Chiefdontrun17 -- He's like a bad Rainman.
9. Caruthers -- I mean you could've argued, but we're glad you didn't.
10. daelight_tk -- I'd like to apply for the position of whaleman, please.
11. angelasroses -- The City That Must Not Be Named
12. twec21 -- Doesn't hurt to ask, though.
13. bedwelld -- Yo dad succ my nuts.
14. Princ3ssP3n3lop3 -- "One soup for the old-ass virgin loser."