1. Columbus you fuggin moron
2. This is not the rightful King of England, THIS IS PATRICK
3. Alls well and there's not a cloud in the sky!
4. This is the Crusades
5. Where we droppin, boys?
6. Turing, MY MAN
7. The state of the Confederacy is non-existant
8. Heh, OBVIOUSLY
9. We're here because we want you to submit to our will in various, unique ways
10. Pulled a sneaky on ya!
11. If you wanna educate yourself further on the subject, past looking at this meme that is
12. No one man should have all that empire
13. Wait just a fuckin second
14. Not sure who else it could be!
15. It's foolproof
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