Most things in life don't come with instructions and sometimes that can get a little conusing, if not downright baffling. But we're pretty sure you don't need a guide to tell you you shouldn't stick your dick in an electrical socket or iron your clothes while they're still on your body.
If you're unclear on what should and shouldn't go in a microwave, then let us remind you of this: some things DO come with directions, please read them before you end up like one of these dingus-holes.
1. "Can I still get a free packet of pretzels?"
2. He knew exactly what he was doing.
3. Well, it's not a knife.
4. Oh, you!
5. Next year in red!
6. Someone may have taken the instructions a little literally.
7. So close, Manuel ...
8. Drive ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
9. No, I think you did it right.
10. At least you're not single anymore!