If it weren't illegal to physically harm people, we would love to show how much we appreciate bullshitters by leaving a big ol' red mark across their dumb faces. And then to SEE the look on their faces once we're done would be *mwah, chef kissing his fingers* delicioso.
I mean really, nothing would be more satisfying than hearing the large, wet fish make contact with these peoples' cheeks in a terrfic slap that can be heard around the world.
1. Would love to see you give it a go, tbh.
2. For the last time put your hand down, Matt, and let someone else answer.
3. Smart man knows how to dig best hole!
4. This joke only makes sense to you mere peasants.
6. I'M NOT HERE TO WIN BUT I WIN!
7. What a delight.
8. They're definitely listening to Nickeback.
9. Good luck to you and your social life.
10. She's a braniac, braniac on the floor!