Twitter can be a rough place - there's lots of harrassment, Nazis, threats, and general arguing and drama that you find in most places online. But also? Some pretty funny people, making some pretty funny tweets. Here are some of the best ones lately:

1. Surprise, surprise - having two gay dads actually SHIELDS you from teasing.

2. Whew, thank god we now live in endless winter!

3. Listen, Stuart will always be there for you so this isn't a bad deal.

4. Uhhhh I don't entirely trust this "Spotty" guy.

5. If you hurt a dog, you deserve something WORSE than John Wick. Let that sink in.

6. No one can stay bitter while looking at long-necked turtles.

7. My girl just GETS me, ya know?

8. My mom's favorite street.

9. I'm honestly not sure if I've ever seen a wrong-er comment.

10. Never underestimate the possibility of vengeful shoguns.

11. Hmmm well she's not WRONG.

12. I can accept magic and fairies, but DEFINITELY not multiple skin colors (other than blue).

13. Wow, it's one Brad's-worth in length.