We will not make you prove you're not a robot, but if you wish to continue please drop a penny in the John Mulaney reference jar.
1. As any true Irish Catholic should
2. Where do you lie?
3. No, but that is now my goal in life
4. SALT! AND! PEPA!
5. Just sounds right, ya know
6. Men in Hollywood are finally piecing it all together
7. Sounds like you just earned yourself no McDonalds and just a small black coffee for me
8. It's time we eliminate the middle man
9. What do you want from me you small mutant
10. I think we can all agree with that
11. Gotcha bitch
12. If you're not familiar
13. Kids love that stuff they really do
14. Let me just go buy myself another
15. Gotta leave you on a classic