If you're looking for a relaxing island getaway, then you've come to the wrong place because this beach resort is filled with nightmares only.
The good news is that your stay is all-inclusive, which means the complimentary, and also involuntary, spider baths are totally free! If you do not want a complimentary spider bath you will be charged a $98.36 cancellation fee and sent straight to the pit of screams.
Enjoy your stay and fuck you! :)
1. Here kitty, kitty...
2. "My 5 year old cousin drew this, and when my Aunt asked who Katie was, she replied "'my friend who stands outside my window at night'".
3. Open wide and say FUUUUUUUUCK!
4. Happy birthday Tommy, we got you a lifetime of trauma!
5. It's just a little hangnail.
6. The Human (sized) Centipede.
9. No hairband? No problem!
10. Homar Sompsin.