1. Save it for an awkward Thanksgiving convo, Aunt 

2. Relationships are overrated

3. Why would anyone buy the 67 one...? 

4. When is payday? 

5. It's called being a good friend...

6. This is the scientific term

7. Spring is coming (At least that's what they tell me...) 

8. Karma.

9. I think on some level they already know

10. And Batman says bats are scary...

11. Your daily cuteness 

12. I've seen 30 Rock 800 times at this point 

13. I'm pretty on the inside!

14. Never bitchume...

15. We've come a long way....sort of...