1. WEE WOO WEE WOO
Being black and just minding your own damn business in America pic.twitter.com/LRPfxGg9hM-- TheHoodedDragon (@TheHoodedDraco) April 14, 2018
2. Laugh it up lady, my dude's bouta do a 900 over your ass
Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead:-- Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) April 16, 2018
"Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag"
me: that's mine, you can pass it here
her: "It's yours? You ride it?
her: "Are you any good at it?"
her: cackles maniacally, exits plane
3. Thats Spielberg for ya
"I'm Ready," said Player One, raising his cybersword.-- Daniel Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) April 16, 2018
The gate opened, and a snarling Tony the Tiger barreled through, his dick swinging freely.
4. Did they like, do something to you?
genie: you have three wishes-- Olly iConic (@Chumpstring) April 15, 2018
me: make firemen ugly
genie: you got it
me: instead of sliding down a pole make them climb out of a well
me: take the big ladder off their truck
genie: dude what's your problem
5. So there you have it folks
Bro Cardi B is something else 😂💀 pic.twitter.com/HpZdGCoW0E-- ´_(ツ)_/¯ (@StashTrashs) April 16, 2018
6. I can't do it any other way now
This is how you eat ice cream though pic.twitter.com/mBBxnwhwTx-- mrym (YES IM FINE) (@lunasetareh) April 16, 2018
7. Target acquired
8. Well I wasn't even thinking about doing that but now I am
Whenever you see a very specific sign prohibiting certain actions, it means someone has done that thing before. pic.twitter.com/VqI1cG4QBv-- Tremors was a documentary. (@turnageb) April 16, 2018
9. Please sound off, lmk
lesbian: I have a huge crush on you and I want to date you-- Kait 🌱 (@itzzkait) April 10, 2018
other lesbian: hold on a second. *opens twitter* hey guys this girl just told me she wants to date me, do you think she's gay and into me or is she just being nice??
10. Pretty good!
when u try to shoot your shot pic.twitter.com/sM4us0NS4t-- angie (@highkeyloveIy) April 15, 2018
11. Tfw you are the grandaddy of all memes
this comic strip from 1921 is really relatable to this day pic.twitter.com/DXCpl923Iy-- wida (@YoRHaw) April 15, 2018
12. Daddy don't mind as long as the shakey is tasty
me: (drinks a milkshake)-- ً (@voltesblade) April 10, 2018
my lactose intolerance for the 4th time this week: pic.twitter.com/JfEncyypcI
13. Hell yes
the only news story i'm interested in pic.twitter.com/I7nyhNFZvp-- jerry (@stylestruIy) April 16, 2018
14. These just can't be comfortable
Ne-Yo jeans look like the baby swing at the park pic.twitter.com/wqwrSGeueE-- ĸayтranada'ѕ ѕтυnт doυвle (@BarkyBoogz) April 16, 2018
15. So long suckers
My plane is here pic.twitter.com/QBpjD82WIL-- Lifelong Golden Knights Fan (@lib_crusher) April 11, 2018