1. Hey, stand up for what you believe it, I say.
I think she's at the wrong march pic.twitter.com/S1DpbkaXuR-- pat tobin (@tastefactory) March 24, 2018
2. Would..would you stop?
imagine u fuckin someone in the shower and u look over and they have this soap pic.twitter.com/rDJI85moHu-- LIL PHAG (@elijahdaniel) March 29, 2018
3. A solid compromise.
I wanted it to be a crop top but I didn't want to lose her beautiful legs... pic.twitter.com/G3tZYzGJYM-- NANACOMIC (@verygoodnana) March 28, 2018
4. So weird that I never get any calls back.
interviewer: zzzz-- MꙬse Allain (@MooseAllain) September 21, 2016
me: [quietly] I suppose my main weakness is sneaking into people's houses at night and whispering in their sleeping ear
5. That's a lot of overlap.
Look, I'm not saying I understand it, I'm just saying it's 100% true pic.twitter.com/ran6yBWRHP-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) March 26, 2018
6. I must warn people not to expect this, though.
Sometimes taking the risk pays off pic.twitter.com/AQzzrIVaXB-- Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) March 28, 2018
7. I'm sure they'll show up sooner or later.
As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me-- Brynnester (@brynnester) August 11, 2017
8. Shoulda went with longies.
REJECTED NAMES FOR ARMS:-- Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2013
9. Just BLEW their FUCKING MIND
11 year old me writing 'and then i woke up, it was just a dream' at the end my creative story in english pic.twitter.com/9yS5Uo2wS0-- Helena (@helenacope) March 27, 2018
10. That's probably not a good sign.
My toddler just yelled, "I'm not crazy!" at whoever he was pretending to talk to on his phone-- Josh (@iwearaonesie) March 28, 2018
11. Busting into dance may alarm her even more.
*walking past a woman down a dark street at night*-- 🍟 SAM 🍟 (@Sam_Plommer) March 27, 2018
Me: quick act as gay as possible so she doesn't feel threatened pic.twitter.com/1sQ27hCicF
show me your TITS-- Kait 🌱 (@itzzkait) August 6, 2017
T - time
I - interest
T - thoughtfulness
S - syour titties