1. Cool now it looks like my tires are going to prom
2. How about not?
3. Ok but how do I make shit out of my dick
4. I always thought Jesus' return would be different
5. See ya on the slopes, kid
6. Because the cowards @Apple wouldn't do it themselves
7. Alright this one's sick as shit tho
8. Sorry my cat is more of a PC cat actually
9. The honeys catch me rolling downtown in this with my Sprite shades on
10. Almost perfect, just needs a doorbell
11. Buy a new clock? In this economy!?
12. Just keep an eye out for the poop stains on your boobs
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