Skip church this week, these tweets are the only holy presence you need.

1. Chik-Fil-A, sponsored by Jesus


2. "Blasting rope to Waluigi"

3. A great point.



4. A real time saver.


5. Yeah, how'd he pull of THAT miracle?


6. Maybe he's not that cool after all.

7. But we were CHALLENGED.

8. HELL ya



9. Time for a intervention, Jesus. No, not of the divine variety. Regular.


10. This was hours before the cop pulled him over.


11. Can't let the lip balm go to waste, at this point.