1. Those are some awfully strange looking mayo jars, friend

2. Getting tangled up in all the Vineyard Vines

3. That's the last straw tho

4. It's only fair

5. My dad has 48 assholes as well actually

6. That's how it always starts

7. I'm pretty tired. I think I'll stay over at their place now

8. The way sheets were meant to be

9. As long as we get a day to drink on behalf of your culture, we will always be friends

10. No one man should hold all that candy

11. It's the thought that counts

12. Hmmm yeah okay nice try

13. No Kendrick on this one, but there are some Jack Black originals