Shopping online is one of the most popular ways to buy shit you probably don't need when you aren't in the mood to interact with people in an actual store.
But, unlike in-person shopping, places like Amazon provide reviews that help you gauge whether or not a product is worth buying which is incredibly helpful.
Well, at least sometimes it's incredibly helpful.
In these cases the reviews are more for our entertainment than our aid, but hey, we aren't complaining. Honestly, it still beats the hell out of talking to a sales clerk at your local mall any day of the week.
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