1. Can your second promise to me be to chill the fuck out
2. Why have we not given this man a congressional Medal of Honor
3. And now all of you can do the same in the comments of this Facebook group
4. Can your sword cut through radiation poisoning?
5. You should use those bad boys to give yourself a lil shave
6. Siri what is the worst possible neighborhood to live in
7. My life, my love, and my lady...is the blade
8. Idk dude I don't really think people need to use swords anymore
9. I don't think that's what Snoop was talking about in the song
10. This is a man I don't want knowing my secrets
11. Reading this has consumed 130% of my power
12. Melatonin might be the move tbh
13. Crazy the police laughed at you there is nothing funny about this
14. He better not touch my goddamn Litecoin at least
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