1. Nice try FBI, but you'll never get your proof that I watch 3D Smurfs fuck.
2. Feeding grandchildren comes before personal safety.
3. "The year was 1776 - " *QUIET* "The yea-" *BILLY QUIET* "...The year was 1776"
4. It is his calling.
5. Where's Neil DeGrasse Tyson when you need him?
6. Valid point.
7. Doctor recommended. These are for your own good.
8. Did it...did it come out in the night?
9. LOL I'm lonely.
10. Don't even try.
11. Just stay home and sleep. Much more fun.
We like you. Do you like us too?