1. 'A's don't have shit on this woman.
2. He's not just a rich prankster, you know.
3. Tbf, he may or may not have a clean couch.
4. Butterfinger sales went through the roof after that play.
5. A well-written ownage.
6. This was asked to a backup OSU QB.
7. That party has been CANCELLED.
8. Kinda set yourself up for that one.
9. Oh shit.
10. Hmm, this Edward fellow might remember another instance.