Sometimes you just gotta set your expectations so depressingly low so you'll never be let down.
1. I mean, the blobs are still kinda cute?
2. And here we'll see a happy little monstrosity.
3. They forgot humans have upper bodies, is all.
4. And the real one didn't come covered in a price tag, either!
5. Never trust the broccoli bags. They are 95% stems, 100% lies.
6. I think the muscle man may be into dresses now.
7. Maybe the -91% was referring to the size.
8. That's one sad smooshed sandwich.
9. Gimme the rest of my beads you bead thieves!
10. That cat is in hell.
11. Fuck it, I'll say it, the one on the right is cuter. Give me the happy smiling santa monkey any day.
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