- Whenever someone says they only watch the Super Bowl "for the commercials"
- Whenever someone yells at the TV as though the refs can hear them
- Somebody asks a very obvious question about the rules
- Pre-gaming friend passes out before the game starts
- Trailer for any superhero movie
- Someone says "this year's commercials aren't as good as last year's"
- Whenever you genuinely don't understand what a commercial is promoting
- Someone denies a beer fart
- "Who wants the last slice?"
- Someone says "I'm just rooting for a good game"
- Somebody points out that Tom Brady is a Trump supporter
- "Patriots are cheating" / Deflategate reference
- Someone mentions CTEs and the horrible cost of the sport we're all just trying to watch and really bringing everyone down, c'mon
Take a shot:
- Someone references Janet Jackson's nipple
- Someone freaks out because they clearly have money on the game
- Someone loudly announces what a high concept commercial is for because they watched all of the commercials on YouTube the day before
- You have to call the delivery guy to see where your pizza is
- Someone goes to the bathroom and someone else steals their seat.
- Someone mentions kneeling
- A couple goes into the hallway to have an argument, and everyone at the party is uncomfortably aware of it
- Someone makes a "superb owl" joke like they just came up with it
- "Someone wanna go on a beer run?"
- "They should have gotten (insert some cool indie band no one's ever heard of) to do the half-time show instead of Justin Timberlake"
- One person says they're just here to watch "This Is Us" after
Finish your drink:
- Whenever someone mockingly refers to it as "sportsball"
- Someone drives home at half-time to poop
- Someone actually tries the gross bean dip your creative friend brought
- Someone decides that they're gonna call in sick to work tomorrow
- Someone says they could be a kicker
- One member of the arguing couple leaves midway through the game while the other stays but is awkwardly quiet, clearly pissed off, and texting nonstop
- You get really into the post-game "This Is Us" episode despite having never seen the show before
Drink until you pass out:
- When the Patriots win, because it's 2018 and the world needs to remind you that life is unfair
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