1. Silly? I'd say closer to creepy.
2. I knew from the first word this was gonna be bad.
3. This is the FINEST fedora in all the land, ladies.
4. Seriously, get uglier asap!
5. Heath Ledger would be pissed.
6. Mission accomplished.
7. Soon, they were to be married.
8. Seppuku awaits.
9. *loses all respect for you*
10. No one understands. No one.
11. Not a good time for meme references.