1. Tfw your arteries are already shot
2. This roast is juuuuuust riiight
3. Like, call it man
4. Goodness gracious
5. Remember when the Internet was a nice place
6. On second thought your tattoo should be nonexistant
7. Buzz! I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!
8. Everyone befriend this man
9. The parts unfortunately ended up going to much better looking applicants
10. It's super effective
11. I am the law student, I speak for the law!
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