Who do you think takes the cake as King Badass?
1. Wait, are 8 year olds millennials now?
2. (And in case you missed it earlier I clarified I AM indeed the coolest guy. In the world. Lotta friends. All of them.)
3. No statue is man enough to take on this dude.
4. I think this guy is proving the point of the hashtag.
5. I mean, technically we could all say that.
6. "Oh, and that's my dog Puff Nugget."
7. This guy was looking for any excuse to show off his trap muscles. 90% sure.
8. "And Mr. Violent as Fuck, would you like pretzels or cookies?"
9. Asshole and proud?
10. Gah, if this is fake, it's horrible. If it's real, it's...also horrible.
11. And all the rest must BOW DOWN to this king of the online badasses. He is the only true winner.
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