1. These three guys roll into your Ugly Christmas Sweater party, wyd
2. It appears I have been the one who is ugly all along
3. The human snowglobe: will get you lots of compliments AND personal space
4. If only they had access to sweaters, they may have survived that comet
5. Ooo and his hat is pizza this one is good
6. What Assassin's Creed game is this?
7. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a
8. Too bad you gotta carry around that star all night tho
9. Any ol anybody can buy a horse head. But horse head and horse sweater? At this point just buy a horse man
10. And now people have to give you presents because presents go under the tree
We like you. Do you like us too?