It's hard to perfect a pick-up line in one go, but these people delivered it so smoothly that the recipient's melted like butter.
If you've ever wondered to youself "is there such a thing as the flawless opening liner" then look no further, because *mwah* these are pure perfection.
1. Things to do on vacation:
2. Nothing sexier than low self-esteem:
3. An anti-joke is great for a pro-date.
4. Word problems solve problems.
5. I said your best joke, not the most tragic story I've ever heard.
6. A way to a woman's heart is through a pun.
7. Someone's hungry for pie.
8. Classic Clippy.
9. Can I see your black hole?
10. Who said bankers are boring?
11. I love dew.
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