1. You are not a plural being. You are just one.
stop naming your babies James. name him Jame. he is one Jame.-- kelly johnson from wisconsin (@ohheyohhihello) November 13, 2017
2. Too true.
Me, recharging for 6 months after going out one Thursday night. pic.twitter.com/bPE0xkikFB-- Ahmal Unjomo Jamael (@De_La_Suede) November 13, 2017
3. The most realistic rom com of all time.
imagine a rom com so perfect they never end up together and just stay enemies with sexual tension until they both die-- Carina Hsieh (@carinahsieh) November 14, 2017
4. Oh god, I can picture it crinkling towards me far too easily.
*crinkles towards you at 94mph* what is the wifi password pic.twitter.com/cV2x0yCcMd-- 💚Gasparde After Not Surviving💚 (@MeatCathedral) November 13, 2017
5. This is just plain great.
your father entrusted me with this blade. I return it now... to you pic.twitter.com/u3fYm5kNHa-- albog (@bromanconsul) November 14, 2017
6. Chance the Rapper, the rapper.
i like that it says rapper underneath chance the rapper pic.twitter.com/1rL0GkVgxr-- James Herbert (@outsidethenba) November 14, 2017
7. Buy, buy, buy.
The time for Mrs. Doubtfire memes is now pic.twitter.com/buNvSNrDhd-- Peter Miller (@peter_miller) November 13, 2017
8. I want one large, 3 lb. Dorito.
the word doritos, with the diminutive suffix "-ito," implies the existence of larger chip. i intend to find this mythic ur-chip, this "Doro"-- bens rights activist (@UniqueDude2) October 23, 2017
9. You mean it is not doing those things?
This cat looks like it's being interviewed by the NYT about Trump's broken promise to bring bodega cat jobs to its town. pic.twitter.com/oXKqIe4C7K-- Brandi Knows That's Tombili, A Famous Turkish Cat (@ItsTheBrandi) November 13, 2017
10. The dinner of champions.
I took an adderall too late in the day and ate three string cheeses for dinner. I can't tell if I'm about to take a shit or write a play but I know it's going to be long, self indulgent and set against the backdrop of prohibition era Chicago-- Dan Harmon (@danharmon) November 14, 2017
11. Yeah they become extroverts only momentarily to share news about them being introverts.
introverts don't go 1 minute without tellin u they're an introvert like damn bitch ain't u supposed to be quiet shut up-- hi welcome to chili's (@mxlklj) November 13, 2017