Hey kids, don't lie about doing drugs - we can tell that you're lying about taking your mom's thyroid medication and tripping balls for 3 hours.
The next time you want to play badass and tell stories about how you once saw a singing dragon while high, just remember that you'd sound a lot cooler if you just don't.
But, don't take our word for it, the proof is right here and it's an absolute cringe-fest.
1. What a minty fresh adventure!
2. Oops, mistook Ecstacy for Tums AGAIN! ^w^
3. Even his dog is like "that didn't happen, Jeff, and you know it".
4. TFW you think you did a murder during sex.
5. That fish's name? Albert Highnstein.
6. Puff the magic dragon.
7. You can tell I'm high because I'm so random!
8. Pot and weed are not the same, apparently.
9. When you're in high school and have enough money to replace a jar of sugar with cocaine.
10. Woah, you're a madman!
We like you. Do you like us too?