Working for the internet, we often use a stock photo website to download images from the internet. Though stock photos have a reputation for being boring, if you look at them for a long enough time you realize that they're anything but. A lot of them are so incredibly weird that they leave a visceral imprint on my psyche and call into question everything I know to be true in this world. These photos are so weird that we couldn't not share them with the rest of the world.
This week we'll be focusing on this guy:
I don't know who he is, I don't know his name, but what I do know is that he's responsible for some of the most WTF photos on the internet. Seriously, if you thought passed out in front a computer post jerk off was upsetting, know that we haven't even scratched the surface yet.
Here he is coming out of an egg:
Here he is a weird caterpillar made of shaving cream:
Here he is as an adult baby:
Actually, there are a whole series of these:
This brave model is mostly a mystery to us but based on his photos we can tell you a few things to be true:
1) He's clearly a foodie:
2) He has a great relationship with animals:
3) He's not afraid to let it all hang out:
4) He doesn't know what a toilet plunger is for:
This man has given me so much, but perhaps his greatest gift to society is this photo of him farting flames against a white black drop:
The simple nature of the background makes it easy to photoshop this brave adonis into any photo you can think of, thereby improving it.
You can add him to your favorite videogame:
Or use him to rewrite history:
Or you can have him fly across a starry night sky:
I may never know who this wonderful man is, but I hope that he knows he is loved.
To my new favorite model, I have only this to say: May you find the happiness you so clearly deserve, and may your life lead to many, many more photos like these.