1. Hrrrmph. Maybe.
2. A final boss has come to life
3. WAKE EM UP WITH A CUCKOO
4. Well, shit
5. Don't they know I have arbitrary tasks I could be accomplishing
6. Concept art fro Donkey Konga
7. Checkmate, gamers
8. Time to lower these difficulty settings down in games AND irl
9. A real Sophie's Choice
10. Hey, you can't lose if you never win
11. PROTAGONISTS, ASSEMBLE!!
12. But here's the catch, you get to pretend you're an assassin or some shit too
13. Organic, free-range Gamecubes.
14. C'mon you can't expect things to look that good all game
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