Jesus Hopping Christ, these people can't shut up about how great they are for even a milisecond.
We're all about self-love and appreciation but like, they must know they sound like the biggest tools in daddy's garage.
So, if you have a second to feel a bit rage-y, then keep on reading, but don't say we didn't warn you.
1. "I've already made him every meal ever????"
2. Your next goal should be getting your head out of your asshole.
3. It must be so hard objectifying women.
4. This hits every check mark on the humble brag check list.
5. Ugh, it's like, where are all the houses made of solid gold bars?
6. Girls are so weird!
7. And yet, here you are.
8. *Brags about it outwardly*
9. I DID A GOOD THING, EVERYONE LOOK AT MEEEE!
10. I'm not like other bibliophiles.
11. Just won a little something called THE OLYPMICS.
12. Will the compliments EVER stop?
We like you. Do you like us too?